ATTENTION PLEASE:
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG (POLITICIAN, BILLIONAIRE, PHILANTHROPIST/PENDING PRESIDENT AGAINST HOMELESSNESS),
NICOLAS BERGGRUEN (BILLIONAIRE AND PHILANTHROPIST/TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE HOMELESS),
WARREN BUFFETT (BILLIONAIRE AND PHILANTHROPIST/NO BRAINER GOING WITH APPLE. ALSO A NO BRAINER TO HELP OUT A FELLOW FORMER PAPERBOY),
JEFF BEZOS (BILLIONAIRE AND PHILANTHROPIST?/MY AMAZON CART WAS ALWAYS FULL EVEN AFTER YOU MADE BILLIONS ON THE CORONA VIRUS PANDEMIC),
LARRY ELLISON (BILLIONAIRE/PLEASE HELP AN AGING GUY LARRY),
STEVE BALLMER (BILLIONAIRE/PLEASE HELP EXPAND MY ECONOMIC MOBILITY STEVE),
TOM HANKS (ACTOR, DIRECTOR, PRODUCER, NET WORTH 400 MILLION/LIFE MAY BE LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES TOM, BUT I KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO GET IF FOLKS LIKE YOU DON'T STEP FORWARD AND HELP LOOK AFTER SOMEONE LIKE ME. ONLY ASKING FOR A HELPING HAND, NOT A HANDOUT BY DONATING. THEN MAYBE THIS TOO SHALL PASS),
WILLIAM SHATNER (TELEVISION ICON AKA STAR TREK'S CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK, CANADIAN ACTOR, AUTHOR, TV HOST, HORSEMAN, NET WORTH 100 MILLION/YOU DID INTERVIEW WITH RADIO BROADCASTER RICH STEVENS IN SOUTH FLORIDA WHOM I KNEW PERSONALLY. WHILE NOT A DIE-HARD TREKKIE, I STILL OWN A RARE UNOPENED ENTERPRISE SCALE MODEL KIT AND BATTERY OPERATED CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENT THAT LIGHTS UP AND PLAYS THE STAR TREK THEME, A 12" CAPTAIN KIRK STATUE, AND YOUR DOCUMENTARIES ARE ESPECIALLY MEMORABLE. I COULD SURE USE YOUR HELP BILL, SO PLEASE ENERGIZE ME BY MAKING A TAX DEDUCTIBLE DONATION, THEN LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!),
DONALD J. TRUMP (BILLIONAIRE, REAL ESTATE TYCOON, 45TH AND 47TH U.S. PRESIDENT. TV PERSONALITY/LITERALLY DODGED BULLETS DURING 3 ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS, AND DIVINE PROVIDENCE WINS OUT. LET'S HOPE YOU SHOW SOME OF YOUR GRATITUDE HERE BY SUPPORTING MY WILL TO SURVIVE WITH A DONATION, AND CONGRATS ON WINNING THE PRESIDENCY FOR 4 MORE YEARS! NOW HOW ABOUT MORE STIMULUS CHECKS AND FREE HEALTH CARE? THERE ARE STILL WAY TOO MANY POVERTY INCOME LEVEL AND HOMELESS PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY, JACKSONVILLE BEING AMONG THE WORST CITIES. SO WHEN EXACTLY WILL AMERICA BE GREAT AGAIN FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME SHOULD I LIVE SO LONG?),
RYAN REYNOLDS (ACTOR, PRODUCER, BUSINESSMAN, NET WORTH 350 MILLION/YOU RULE AS DEADPOOL AND IF ANYONE CAN HELP ME IT'S YOU BEING SUCH AN AUTHORITY ON ANXIETY! HAVE TO ADMIT THOUGH THAT YOUR RICHES CAN SOOTHE THOSE NERVES TO SOME EXTENT. I HAVE NO EXPECTATIONS TO SET MYSELF UP FOR DISAPPOINTMENT, ONLY SURVIVAL INSTINCTS. HENCE MY MOTIVATION FOR REACHING OUT TO YOU FOR A DONATION BEFORE I'M OVERWHELMED BY HOMELESSNESS. THERE'S NO JOY IN MY DAY EVERYDAY UNTIL SOMEONE LIKE YOU TAKES NOTICE. SO PLEASE USE YOUR SUPER POWERS AND SUPER WEALTH TO LOOSEN THE GRIP OF MY DIRE CIRCUMSTANCES. I FEEL I CAN COUNT ON YOU IF ONLY YOU CAN RETURN HERE AND CLICK ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. BENCH PRESSING A PANDA NOT NECESSARY. JUST CLICK AND SMILE!),
CHRIS PRATT (ACTOR, MTV MOVIE AWARD WINNER, NET WORTH 100 MILLION/"PASSENGERS" IS UNQUESTIONABLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES, EVEN OVER "JURASSIC WORLD". WHAT I'M UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IS HOW MY SEVERE TRIALS ARE ERODING MY FAITH UNLESS I GET SOME RELIEF SOON. SINCE YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN AND BELIEVE IN GOD, IN THE LORD'S NAME DO UNTO ME BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE TO MAKE YOUR OFFERING FOR WHICH YOU'LL BE REWARDED. REMEMBER THAT HE WANTS THE BEST FOR ME, AND YOU'LL BE REMEMBERED IN TURN FOR YOUR BLESSING),
MIKE MYERS (ACTOR, COMEDIAN, SNL ALUMNI, PRODUCER, WRITER, DIRECTOR, EMMY, MTV AWARDS WINNER, NET WORTH 200 MILLION/NO DUMB JOKES DONE SMARTLY AT THIS END. SO THERE'S NO CONFUSION, MY ORDEAL IS REALLY NO LAUGHING MATTER. THEREFORE PLEASE BE A RIGHTEOUS DUDE BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND DONATING. I'LL OWE YOU FOR THAT. SINCE I DON'T TAKE REJECTION VERY WELL, BE A TRUE HERO AND HELP ME NOT TO GIVE UP AND TO FEEL SAFE),
RICHARD BLADE (FORMER LOS ANGELES RADIO AIR PERSONALITY),
AMONG THOSE WHO HAVE DONATED TO WORTHY CAUSES,
AND ANYONE ELSE READING THIS WHO WOULD LIKE TO SPREAD MORE LOVE BY BEING A GIVING NEIGHBOR, PLEASE HELP ME BY DONATING TODAY !